So... Am inspired by Iya Ze Great... but I just realised I've done this a few times before... So anyway.. Friggin' bored so here's the updated version!
Waiting in queues and people take their own fucking time moving along...
People who don't fucking queue
Kiss and Tell
Religious Fanatics
Soaps
People who diss anything but Metal
Plastic Flowers
Empty Tissue Boxes
People who think Vodka and a laptop makes a party :P
Green Tea
Dim Sum
Anime Freaks (I know I'm going to get murdered for that but sorry, its pathetic)
Homophobes (what's your problem? let 'em exist, it doesn't make you less of a man)
Feminists
Chauvinists
Lazy bums who play PS/Xbox all the fucking time
Weed-a-holics (Get a life)
Friggin dhivehi version of haruvaalhu hedhun
Penguins... (ie. jubba/ bodu burugaa)
People with degrees/masters/phd's who think less of everyone else
People who have no education and lump around depending on other people's incomes
The word Badi/Slut/Whore
The word Gadda/Player/Stud
Maldivians/Indians...Basically asians who think they're white
Chicks who create too much drama
Chicks who talk constantly about shit they know shit about
Chicks who play dumb
Liars
Hypocrites
Politics
Lindsey Lohan
Miley Cyrus
So called Maldivian frikking gangs (pussies... all of 'em)
Chicks who can only talk about their boyfriends
Dicks who can only talk about their girlfriends
People who have cheesy pms
People who copy paste nicks from various lame websites
People who have supermodels and celebs as their dp's
Men who beg chicks to love 'em
Men who try to buy chicks with gifts and shit
Middle aged people who haven't truly lived think they know better (different era now, you don't know shit)
Crowds of people
Winter in England
MSN Live Messenger
Green Colour (Unless its a traffic light)
Durians
B.O.
People who can't cry/think it's lame (it shows ur human u freak)
Kaalhu voices...
Yeah.. so I'm gonna stop now...I could so frikkin go on though.. Woah... very angry night... perfect for tantrums ;)
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And like I did to Iya, I'll give you some solutions!.
1. Waiting in queues and people take their own fucking time moving along...
A. Put a centipede on the back of their necks.
2. People who don't fucking queue
A. Chewing gum will do the trick!.
Kiss and Tell
A. Give herpes.
Religious Fanatics
A. SCISSORS. Slice beard/burugaa.
Soaps
A. Remote control in wristwatch. Switch channels just when the big one comes.
People who diss anything but Metal
A. Replace their music archives with classical victorian ballroom music.
Plastic Flowers
A. They can be used as defoilant... what irony...
Empty Tissue Boxes
A. Convert them into used tampon holders. Excellent ammo stash.
People who think Vodka and a laptop makes a party :P
A. Dope the vodka with LSD. THAT will teach them!.
Green Tea
A. Add black opium.
Dim Sum
A. I dont know what this is but blast some brown noise when this comes at ya!.
Anime Freaks (I know I'm going to get murdered for that but sorry, its pathetic)
A. Tell them that the Japanese use it for entertainment.
Homophobes (what's your problem? let 'em exist, it doesn't make you less of a man)
A. Tell them to... COME OUT OF THE DAMN CLOSET!.
Feminists
A. God created rape for this reason.
Chauvinists
A. See above.
Lazy bums who play PS/Xbox all fucking day
A. Find fusebox. Flip main switch off. ????. Profit.
Weed-a-holics (Get a life)
A. Add sodium and lingzhi mushroom spores.
Friggin haruvaalhu hedhun
A. Turn them into bondage gear.
Penguins... (ie. jubba/ bodu burugaa)
A. Spraypaint.
People with degrees/masters/phd's who think less of everyone else
A. Tell them they fail at life because they don't have a doctorate.
People who have no education and lump around depending on other people's incomes
A. I DID mention spraypaint, did I?.
The word Badi/Slut/Whore
A. Laugh.
The word Gadda/Player/Stud
A. "Enjoy your Aids"
Most white people... and reendhoos
A. Laugh.
Maldivians/Indians who think they're white
A. Laugh.
Chicks who create too much drama
A. Rotten eggs love Drama Queens. Help rotten eggs on their swift, deadly path to her face.
Chicks who talk too much
A. Stuffing a bad smelling sock in their mouth is considered an effective remedy.
Chicks who play dumb
A. Laugh.
Liars
A. Laugh.
Hypocrites
A. Expose them.
Politics
A. Become supreme dictator. OHH YEAAAH. *air guitar*
Lindsey Lohan
A. Get her pregnant.
So called Maldivian frikking gangs (pussies... all of 'em)
A. Tell them the Yakuza pwns their asses.
Chicks who can only talk about their boyfriends
A. Laugh.
Dicks who can only talk about their girlfriends
A. Laugh
People who have cheesy pms
A. Add tomato ketchup.
People who copy paste nicks from various lame websites
A. Expose.
People who have supermodels and celebs as their dp's
A. Laugh.
Men who cry
A. WALK AWAY. NOW. EVENT HORIZON/SPATIAL TIME-SPACE BREAK DETECTED.
Men who beg chicks to love 'em
A. Laugh.
Men who try to buy chicks with gifts and shit
A. Take their money and RUN!.
Old people who think they know better (different era now, you don't know shit)
A. Mock, ignore.
Crowds of people
A. Throwing a large bag full of roaches generates much lulz.
Winter
A. Collect snowballs and stash them. Use said snowballs in SUMMER.
MSN Live Messenger
A. Switch to Trillian.
Green Colour (Unless its a traffic light)
A. SPRAYYYPAAINT.
Durians
A. Leave them in class.
B.O.
A. BOA?.
Colombo
A. Pilot light aircraft and drop a few bombs in. Bonus points for each roof collapsed.
Kaalhu voices.
A. I DID mention rotten eggs, did I?
wooh! long time to hate :D
i lold at this
People who think Vodka and a laptop makes a party :P
Friggin haruvaalhu hedhun
hillarious!
you hate hypocrites huh? I guess that implies that you must really hate yourself as well? Tsktsk...
Have you met me yet? I'm the spiteful anonymous commenter. People love me!!
@shadowrunner : any idea where I can get massive quantities of laughing gas? :p thanks though, I lol'd all the way through
@grysko: keke. hi5!
@anonymous: I've moved on. Go fly a kite.
so why is your blog green?
@Bulhaa - good question, well I asked a friend to change colour coz I'm fucking IT illiterate.. and I pretended to like it for a while.. and now I'm scared to try and change it coz I might fuck it up as I usually do ;)
my name is anonymous, and I am legion - for we are many!
slut!
I'll help you with that.
Also, if I could have some potassium, I could manufacture some laughing gas for ya.
"my name is anonymous, and I am legion"
self contradictory. nub
just wondering what do u like?
for me i hate people who try to be black more than the people who try to be white
y is ur blog green
u hate the words badi, slut, whore? not at all surprised. u hate them because u are one of each of those words? hmm. true eh? u hate bodu burugaa and that stuff but u love minis and that shit? interesting.
so basically, u love everything that u do but u dont like getting labeled ( like slut ), and u hate everything that u dont do. haruvaalhu hedhun? yeah they are a bit old. but im guessing u hate it because it covers places?
they were right, u are a slut. btw, the word verification is msnhxwc. and u hate MSN!! aww!
@ahsan - I've already explained that here.
@hey slut - I usually delete freaks like you, but I'm going to fucking publish it now. I don't like bodu burugaa because I don't believe that in this time and place women need to shy away from the responsibility they share in making the world a better place, and it is hiding, in every sense of the word. What this world needs are people strong enough to stand up and make themselves heard, the time where everything was black and white is very much over. And I hate labels because so many a girl has been lost to the cause that they made a mistake and they were forever punished for it, the very foundation of our religion is based on redemption and how life lets us better ourselves. And you're saying that people are forever resigned to repeat the same mistakes? No I do not believe in promiscuity.. and I do not believe in women exploiting their sexuality.. and I certainly don't believe in women being forced to behave a certain manner because society makes them believe they can be no better and that they do not deserve any better. Unlike you, I don't go ahead calling people names when I don't know their story and who they are... Otherwise I would be calling you a bastard for being the real cause that people can't have second chances.. especially in Maldives.
had a thoroughly good laugh.. hehe.. :) nice one..
as for the lamers with hate comments.. they are kinda pathetic and hilarious dont u think :)
You go girl :)
oh, girl you flatter me so... calling me "great" and all... *wallows in arrogance for a while*
i think the anonymous people calling you a whore/slut/badi are sad coz they wanna get in your pants, but couldnt... plus they're cowards. i've had my share on me bloggie. but i think whores are an essential commodity. true story.
i like metal, anime, and my ps. but i dont go on about it. the trick is to have everything in moderation. :D
plus i hate the vodka/laptop people too.
whew just read all the comments...my question is why do you hate all that? there were some in your list that i dont like but not necessarily hate... live and let live
@anonymous: GTFO my chan, cancer.
@Hey slut: How would you like to be used as a victi- UH I MEAN VOLUNTEER FOR MY EXPERIMENTS?!.
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