Amaatha!

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You have to see this. Now this, my friends is what I call a MENU.

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One phonecall please? Naasigeyah. :P

Boredum Busters

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(Similar to the Ghost Busters aah!)
In case any one is like very very bored tonight, I feel compelled to share something with you...
http://www.johnandjohn.nl/?
(formerly sickcomic.com... )
The cutest, wierdest, most fucked up comic around. Use the cute little remote with the nipple tag to move between sketches and comics.
It is rather entertaining in a very crass, mildly gross and very politically incorrect way.
My kinda thing :)
*giggle*
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Fashion Faux Pas

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Today on the way to College from ahem ahem, Concorde Hotel where a good friend of me resides... (don't ask too complicated, basically she lives there)... I saw the worst fashion mistake in the history of anything to do with decent dressing. Seriously, it's not something I'm especially passionate about or even that interested in (note: fashion hardly makes a statement in my blogging) but this was one thing I had to share with you.
So I'm in AC (Asia Cafe) hitting me-self on me head with my bag for wasting my time and coming to Coll super early... (I had no choice, I was bunking with Sarah eh?) and I see this pretty chick. Yeah pretty... but *woah!* what she was wearing just ruined it. Sheer pants (think thuni dhopatta) and a black thong. Doesn't sound so bad right but wen sheer cloth stretches (for those of you who have never worn tights or panty-hose, and guys I hope you haven't :P) it becomes sheerer, and her Chinese butt (ehenveema varah kuda, fathaa buri eh) was on FULL display, plus there's the stitched line in the middle and it doesn't coincide with her thong and if she bent over, there would be so much on display man. It was pretty trashy and "eww" and "sheesh" too ... and she was wearing this satin shirt (also black), tall kitten heels and a velvetty bag... it was all a bit too over the top, hooker-ish and like not even sexy.
There is a fine line between that much oomph and too much thus *yuck*... too much information on the goodies, make them not so goodies usually. Girls, you can turn heads with a little cleavage, why bare your legs and your ass and everything else as well? If you're doing red lips must you have drag queen black eyes????
If you ask me it's all about replacing the X with the N... I mean sensual would be a better target to aim for... Class and sophistication... Or am I missing something here?

My take on the babes on telly ...

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"She's like sooo whatever, you could do so much better!"
EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee! You can hear me crooning this lil bit over and over again, nauseatingly thui koh... at select but random times everyday. *blink blink* It's a girl thaaaang. :P
(Didja hear Ms.Bald-Rehab-Lost my kids-Party with Miz Hilton-Kissed Madonna for kicks-Was married to a wannabe-Britney Speass is making a comeback soon. Dear lord! Xtina is getting annoying though so her rival on spot should buzz my boring telly addicted retard life up. Oh so sad, where is my social life???)
LOL... okay, catchy song, but I so prefer the rebel punk Avril to this pinky, shrieking, slightly trashy new chick image she has. If she wanted to turn things around, why not with the class she displayed in Nobody's Home? That was far more feminine... But yeah, she does look like she's having a great time. Sooo, whatever :P
For the prostitute lookalikes though, the award goes to Amy Winehouse. But RESPECT... this woman can sing... and we've seen too many other people in so much less so I guess it's unfair to say she looks trashy... it's an earthy style though, bit too hippie wierdish for my taste, but yeah... I say hello hello!!!!! This music is good man... 'Rehab' is almost my theme song thesedays...
Joss Stone looks pretty, the video's cute, the songs sweet... but overall, passes right over me - no effect.
Seems like everyone is doing a girly makeover these days hmm?
Audrey Hepburn lookalike (serious, Little Things ga she looks somewhat like her ey!) Lily Allen is cute, and I love the fact that her songs are very brit humor.. (Ironically I used to bitch about their idiotic form of sarcasm...). I especially like Alfie... *ahem* reminds me of someone I know.... :P
Kelly Cularkuson ge Never Again ves salhi. Lyrics wise. *sigh* ekam haadha popsy popsy dhuvas varekey. MTV beley vareh noon..
Ekam Rihanna ge Umbrella hot ingey...
Beyonce has become a bit of a repeat show.. boring... boring... white girl crap... and the whole JZ dubbing thing is sooo stupid and very Ciara - Like A Boy... and Ciara does it so much better. Shame gurl, you oughtta do so much better.
HATS OFF, I say HATS OFF to Pussycat Dolls for I don't need a man... the video is so so and the song is not amazing either... but it is so what I need these days. LOL... yeah, I listen to this song and it's like a whole push in the right direction kinda thing...
Dats all I guess...
I LOVE PINK :P (if you do too *yay*, check http://www.musicjesus.com/song_41956_Pink-Dear_Mr._President__Live_.html)
Check out these Africn Songs on YouTube
(I love the vibe)
Fire Anthem - East African Crew
Ray C - Songeo Songeo
Siamini - TID
Mtanzania - TID
Malaika - Daudee Kabaka
Step On It - Redsan
Usimpi Roho - Pam, Wyre, Nyashishki, Abass, Nameless, Jua Cali
(Courtesy of Nunu)

Birthright

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We are only human, is that so hard I wonder, to comprehend? How unfair it is to grow up in a society where every movement is judged and criticized. One does not chose their fate, similarly when one is born into a particular family does it become their birthright to be in the limelight every moment of their lives?
Today we proudly declare that we are a democratic nation, at least most of us live in democratic (supposedly) countries. Everyone is an equal, and it is a people's nation for the people and all that sort of hippie talk. We've eliminated hierarchy and monarchies (and all those other Archies and Jugheads :P). Or have we?
If each of us were born into different families, how different our lives could be.
Is it fair to discuss the merits and demerits of one person, just because we all know their name when we have no real idea as to what they have to face and go through every single day? Maybe placed in their position, we would crash and crumble... succumb to our weaknesses. For once instead of discussing what our affluent neighbors do after 9 p.m. for once wouldn't it be nice to ponder upon how much strength it would require to wake up every day and face your demons, stare them straight in the eye?
None of us can live forever in solitude, loneliness kills. What would it be like to walk beside friends who ridicule you behind your back and laugh with them, knowing how they feel about you? The judgment is biased of course, because they envy your jewels and your car, they offer you companionship in turn for their 15 minutes... and when they are satisfied they leave. You know the cycle of events, and you can predict their moves, but you comply because it is your weakness and you cannot bear to be alone. Besides, even though you do not fancy what you have, you know they may and you are more than willing to share after all it holds less than no meaning for you.
You go to classes where even the teachers brush you off as a rich snob or a famous good-for-nothing (take your pick) but where is your blame? Did you chose your parents? Or your siblings. For once, take a look behind the glitz and the glamor, the fame and the name. How many people live desperate, lonely lives... simply because they were born to do so?
No there is no need for pity really, you don't even have to understand. Just let the thought lie just for a little while, in your minds... how lovely it would be for these people, to not feel the hate and to not have a million enemies... to have one genuine friend and not be constantly judged... just for a little while?