Home not so sweet home

I have come to the conclusion that Maldivians are the most complicated creatures on the planet. Male' it seems, is a biological experiment gone wrong, like God just decided to put too many people in a tiny remote place and see what happens. Seriously... the incest, the lack of extracurricular activity (and space), the pure idiocy of it all...
Proves - that fucking cousins does not lead to retarded children. They are just as likely (if not more) with non relations. Also proves - that women are just as sexually active and motivated as men.
Furthermore - Humans just dont really give a fuck about other humans
AND YET...
The majority of the population are in deep denial of these realities (just to name a few)
It irks me, all these complications that people create for themselves. You know theres the depressant, who constantly says bad things are gonna happen to him/her (usually a her) and they are unloved, that they will never be loved. They repeat this so often it becomes engraved in their minds and that of everyone else. Then they complain when it comes true. 'See I said I'd get screwed'...jeez, you keep reminding your subconcious you suck every two seconds man... of course you're depressed and it aint a turn on either. No wonder your life is messed up, nobody wants to be around you!
And then you have the gossip (who is just every where all the time and you can't really escape)... who will not shut up about every one on the face of Earth (hello, we do not care, nor do we want to know) and what they have been up to (honestly, let me enjoy my lunch!)... and claims to know everybody personally (but not one of these so called celebs seem to recognise this particular mother fucker) and.. the best part - this gossip person, is of course Mother Theresa/Mahatma Ghandi... or whomever actually.
Ze drama queen, who has so many problems and simply has to upstage everyone elses stories even if the only reason they are sharing their troubles is to try and make this person feel better. By far the hardest to understand. Will dig up old problems when running low on creativity. May induce murder. Should be date 'gangster' - he'd inspire her enough and more.
And then the great partyer who is the expert on alcohol and drugs (just all his contacts are always busy man and he's kinda tied up with something but will make it up to you with something a whole lot better)... and who just knows everyone who parties (never mind if they act like he is the plague)
The gangster who is so darn involved and who can justify everything in his gang and who thinks with his gang and lives for the gang. Nevermind the fact that his parents slaved for years trying to keep him alive and well. What happened to your freaking identity?? You were born with a name and it did not have two alphabets infront of it. AB James, CD Johnny and EF Jane.. Oooh so coool.. *barfs*
The Hero... who is everyones saviour, who is on amazing terms with all the gangs and has helped out everyone basically, every one is alive because of him and you should feel safe forever because he will always be by your side and he really isn't trying to get into your pants he's just a darn nice guy with principles and what not. Nevermind that he's barely a foot tall and runs away when 'gangster' with all his alphabetic partners comes along. You can really rely on this dude, ask anyone man. Usually pretends to have connections with the police (I aint never gonna get busted kinda bullshit should be anticipated)
My personal favourite? The stoner who sits and stones and just escapes from the madness that we call home. Guess what? THC aint addictive so... we can just smoke up every night buddy.. yeah... Jamaica is on the other side of the world but we are just right there, I mean it has a fucking high crime rate, and it is a stinky place... but that's where we wanna be because Bob Marley's like.. my dad. :P This one is cooler than 'ganster' and 'hero', coz he fuels the fight and just can't be arsed to show. (Deal gadi kataafaane)... Buro I'm listening to reggae.. Jah!
The cool one who makes fun of everyone else and comes up with stupid theories and blogs about it all the time because it truth this person has nothing better to do with his or her life and is trying to justify his or her sad existence to the world. Or the country. Or actually... this little coffee table is good enough. LOL
*giggle*
Not that I'm any better than these lovelies.. but just place them all at the same coffee or whatever.. and amusement is bound to happen man.. seriously...
And in such a teensy weensy place.. it is not very hard to do!
Ah well, *deep breath* I shall fuck off to dreamland now. Toodles :)